I told my students in France that Jackie Chan is my father when they asked me if I knew kung fu. When they ask me to speak in Chinese sometimes I say, “I could tell you that a rat crawled up my asshole and you would still think this language is beautiful or at least impressive.” I went to Paris and was unimpressed by art but very impressed by the pho. I went to Scotland and met two American girls who didn’t know Spanish is spoken in Latin America and had the most depressing drinking stories about waking up with black eyes and ha ha ha ha ha ha ha then I went to work drunk and totally fell on a five year old girl.
I hate myself when I wish other people didn’t exist.
I have the sorest throat in the world.
How chill is this photo? It makes my asshole quiver.
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